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Sunday, March 30, 2008

NEW - Han Solo t-shirt: Talk to the Han!

Introducing our newest edition - Han Solo's Talk to the Hand.



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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Is Busted Tees running out of ideas?


Over the last few weeks, Busted Tees has introduced outside artist tees as new offers. A couple of weeks ago was Patrick Moberg's Animal Pharm designs.

This weeks designs are from Go Ape Shirts by various artists. Of course, they picked the best ones from the collection. My personal favorite is the Zombie of Oz by Dean Fraser.

What a great honor for both of these sites.

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Greatest t-shirt ever from the Greatest band ever!

This is my Satan's Chalice tee from the 2007 tour. I probably wear this one more than any other tee in my closet. In case you haven't heard of them, they are one of the most under-rated sick ass bands around. Currently they're on hiatus due to a coked out band member, but never-the-less, they rock.

Check out their stuff at http://www.satanschalice.com/.

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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Somebody win this contest already!

C'mon people. It's the easiest freakin' contest out there. It's up there with pick a number between 1 and 100. Takes no skill. Here's another hint: It has fur and would probably kill you if it could. Do you think you know what it is? Someone just get the right answer already so we can move on to the next contest. I'm open to suggestions. Pick a verb? How about pick the number of pairs of shoes I own? I'm open to suggestions, just use the contact form.

If you feel you're up to the challenge and it's pretty sad if you're not, then get to the contest and guess the damn answer already!

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Monday, March 3, 2008

Is "Ask me about dinosaurs" funny?


As far as I know, Busted Tees doesn't disclose it's sales numbers, but by God I wish they did. I wish that because I wonder how many of the "Ask me about dinosaurs" t-shirts they sold. I think it's hilarious, but that's only because one of my good friends works at a children's dinosaur museum telling snotty little kids dinosaur facts every day. As soon as I saw this shirt, I laughed my ass off and sent it on to my buddy. I'm not sure he bought it, but that's my point. Who all would be interested in this shirt? Dinosaur museum workers, junior high science teachers, umm...That's all I can think of.
Maybe I'm odd, but I only wear t-shirts I personally relate to me. While I get the humor in this t-shirt, do people who aren't friends with dinosaur museum workers think it's funny?
Amendment: Clearly people love this shirt. Even the non-dinosaur enthusiast. I now see the light. During the election, I was contemplating making a spoof of this tee. Instead of a dinosaur, I would put in Sarah Palin. If you don't get it, watch Matt Damon's interview on YouTube. Let me know what you think.

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Sunday, March 2, 2008

Mallrats - A Very Uncomfortable Place

It's a known fact that guys like to do it in very uncomfortable places...like the back of a Volkswagon.

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Saturday, March 1, 2008

Would You Say I Have a Plethora of Pinatas?

Indeed I do have a plethora of pinatas. Thank you for asking. It would be a shame to say you have a plethora when you don't know what a plethora is! Gotta love the 3 amigos.

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