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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Merry Christmas, Kiss my Ass

It's back for the holiday season. Spread cheer and joy to all with this spirited Christmas t-shirt! Do you have a cousin Eddie or work for corporate stiffs? Then you need this t-shirt.

Buy this t-shirt


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Monday, June 15, 2009

NEW: The Oscar Trophy T-Shirt

We're not really sure what you've accomplished if you get awarded one of these, but congratulations!

buy this t-shirt

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

NEW: Banana Shack from Chestees

Don't trust a Bluth Banana Stand banana. Buy one from the Banana Shack - once they learn the recipe!

buy this t-shirt



Need a refresher? Watch this episode...

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Saturday, January 3, 2009

NEW - Music Code Pays For Everything

It's a little known fact that when you ink a record deal, you get the "music code". It pays for everything including jet boats.

Buy this Flight of the Conchords t-shirt.

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NEW - Goats. Do It For The Kids T-Shirt

We must encourage the goat race. Go forth and procreate little goats!

Support the goats by buying this t-shirt.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Frank Lopez - Scarface T-Shirt

It's nice to see a new angle when it comes to a Scarface t-shirt. The next one to come out will probably be a Babylon Nightclub tee. Maybe we'll do that one. Let us know if you'd like that.

Buy the t-shirt at DeezTeez.com

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Saturday, November 29, 2008

New - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation T-Shirt

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah. Where's the Tylenol!

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Monday, November 24, 2008

NEW - Take Me To The Volcano t-shirt

Talk about a far stretch...Our latest design is a Joe Versus the Volcano reference. When was that movie made? 1990? If you ask me, it's timeless and some of Tom Hank's best work.

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

NEW - Sturdy Wings t-shirt!



In this time of Thanksgiving, we should all give back to the community by being a mentor to an underprivileged youngster...or at least look like we did by buying this t-shirt!

Buy the t-shirt here! | Visit Sturdy Wings

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Sunday, November 9, 2008

T-Shirt Hell Sarah Palin T-Shirt

Apparently Matt Damon and Sarah Palin are the easiest people in t-shirt world. This shirt from T-Shirt Hell has a clever spin to it.



Check it out here.

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

NEW - Dancing leads to sex t-shirt

We are very proud of this one. You could say it was inspired by Kevin Bacon's 1984 hit Footloose or you could say it was inspired by this crazy love couple. Either way, we love this tee.


So, buy this tee and let the ladies know why you're out there flailing about trying to look oh so smooth.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

What's Your Favorite Planet?

Snorg Tees has a new t-shirt that I'm assuming is referencing the Harry Caray SNL skit by Will Farrell. Very nice stuff people!

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Friday, April 18, 2008

NEW: MILF Island t-shirt from 30 Rock


Chestees is proud to announce our latest, greatest design inspired by the brilliant tv show "30 Rock". Currently, the tee is on pre-order for $15 and ships Tuesday, April 22.

You can watch the full episode that inspired the tee at hulu.com.

Don't forget to let us know what you think of the designs by commenting at the bottom of the t-shirt pages.

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Monday, April 14, 2008

T-shirt Contest - Another winner!


We have a repeat winner! Congratulations to Mr. Dan of Massachusetts for guessing "WASABI" on his third guess. No idea how he did it with no clues or hints, but he did. We almost thought this one was too obscure. Hell, who even knows that wasabi is even a vegetable?

Anyway, any ideas on our next little guessing game?

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Greatest t-shirt ever from the Greatest band ever!

This is my Satan's Chalice tee from the 2007 tour. I probably wear this one more than any other tee in my closet. In case you haven't heard of them, they are one of the most under-rated sick ass bands around. Currently they're on hiatus due to a coked out band member, but never-the-less, they rock.

Check out their stuff at http://www.satanschalice.com/.

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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Somebody win this contest already!

C'mon people. It's the easiest freakin' contest out there. It's up there with pick a number between 1 and 100. Takes no skill. Here's another hint: It has fur and would probably kill you if it could. Do you think you know what it is? Someone just get the right answer already so we can move on to the next contest. I'm open to suggestions. Pick a verb? How about pick the number of pairs of shoes I own? I'm open to suggestions, just use the contact form.

If you feel you're up to the challenge and it's pretty sad if you're not, then get to the contest and guess the damn answer already!

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Monday, March 3, 2008

Is "Ask me about dinosaurs" funny?


As far as I know, Busted Tees doesn't disclose it's sales numbers, but by God I wish they did. I wish that because I wonder how many of the "Ask me about dinosaurs" t-shirts they sold. I think it's hilarious, but that's only because one of my good friends works at a children's dinosaur museum telling snotty little kids dinosaur facts every day. As soon as I saw this shirt, I laughed my ass off and sent it on to my buddy. I'm not sure he bought it, but that's my point. Who all would be interested in this shirt? Dinosaur museum workers, junior high science teachers, umm...That's all I can think of.
Maybe I'm odd, but I only wear t-shirts I personally relate to me. While I get the humor in this t-shirt, do people who aren't friends with dinosaur museum workers think it's funny?
Amendment: Clearly people love this shirt. Even the non-dinosaur enthusiast. I now see the light. During the election, I was contemplating making a spoof of this tee. Instead of a dinosaur, I would put in Sarah Palin. If you don't get it, watch Matt Damon's interview on YouTube. Let me know what you think.

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

t-shirts I own #1: Frank's t-shirt rental


Frank's t-shirt rental jumped out at me instantly. It's yet another idea I wished I had thought of. It's one of those jokes you can't quite explain why it's funny. The idea of renting a t-shirt is disgusting, which I suppose, is the root of it's humor. The second print at the bottom of the shirt with the "Rental Agreement" is the icing on the cake.

Check out other t-shirts at: http://www.sackwear.com/

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Funny T-Shirts from Chestees

Chestees is a brand new t-shirt company dedicated to providing funny t-shirts screen printed on Alternative Apparel t-shirts. We get most of our ideas from pop-culture, news, and movies. We also take suggestions if you have a killer idea.

We look forward to serving your funny t-shirt needs!

-chestees

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